So.....my friend issued this challenge (what a sneaky challenge it is too... she had me hook line and sinker). I am copying hers verbatim. It goes like this:
I'm going to share an embarrassing mom story, eek. And if you read it, you have to share as well. Just leave a link to your blog in the comments and we'll all come over and read your humiliating story. Doesn't that sound fun? I know, like we don't have laundry to wash, floors to scrub, dishwashers to load, toilets to disinfect.. But, it will kind-a be like a group of friends sitting around sharing funny stories, just make sure to do your chores in between checking posts :)
REMEMBER, if you read this you HAVE to share!!!
Well here I go... please excuse it's been a rough week and I am just "waking up" from a long fog of anesthesia in the brain... but I will try my best!! Now these are not in any order or funniest to least... but only as my brain can remember them...
1. Ky was about 18 months and I was either pregnant or realllly sick (probably just pregnant AND really sick). I fell asleep on my side on the couch while Chris was working. I had her well corraled in our family room and all her toys around her. So dozing shouldn't have been a problem. EXCEPT for the fact that I changed her dity on the floor - and all the accessories were in a cute little basket... within tiny Ky's reach. Well... I woke up to THUNDEROUS laughter... to the point that Chris actually who was on the phone had to excuse himself from his client....
Apparently ms Ky found out how to open her DESITIN... and "paint" Mommy's hair... not just a little bit... but almost the entire bottle. Where was I, you ask? How could I not feel this? Well I would wake up in a stupor and say "thank you for making momma feel better Ky (feeling the patting on the head of course) You're such a sweet, sweet girl" only encouraging her more and more. Yes there is a photo floating around there somewhere... I know there is... Chris took several as I tried to run away. Funniest thing - i had no clue until I went to flip the front of my hair as I so often do saying "WHAT?!?!" to Chris. hehehehehe
2. I nursed both my girls... (yes we can see where this is heading I am sure) and I nursed them for quite some time. Well during a dinner with some friends we hadn't seen in awhile and I believe my parents, probably others as well... little Ky very innocently crawls to and motions to sit on my lap. Up she comes, and BOOM! up comes my shirt and she wonk-wonks me... YES... we all know where. Looks at me and says "NIiiii-Niiiii mamaaaaa". I could have CRAWLED under a rock... a rug... a table anything! Fully exoposed except for of course thte very unflattering nursing bra, engorged, and BRIGHT red. I kinda shrugged and said "guess it's nighty-night time" and BOLTED.
2a. Boo...well again with nursing... I was holding her. She was a REAL snuggler. NEVER let me put her down EVER. So I had come to my work (and this happened several times actually - church, with friends, etc) in Orlando to an important meeting and they had a baby shower for Boo. Well as I am holding Boo and having a serious talk before the shower to my Director (male - thank goodness he is a grandpa), my boss (very strict southern proper baptist grandma), and several of my co-workers (male) who would pick on me for anything they could, I see that they keep stealing glances downward...kinda toward my chest and my boss Linda's eyes get a bit wide... then I feel this tugging on one side of chest... Yeah... Boo decided she was hungry. And it was in the right spot... and I should not have worn one of my nice silk work shirts... a wide, wet ring around my front of my chest later... I hear them say "I think maybe she is hungry Kymberly".... YOU THINK?!?!?! DYING would have been easier...
3. Recently... yes recently both my daughters have become interested in "boobies". I've tried to answer questions and not make a big deal, telling them we call them breasts etc. Ky sees this commercial. And upon seeing that - she comes up to as I am changing in my bedroom and squashes my breast... "IT'S AN EASY BUTTON MOMMMMY"... Are you kidding me? I laughed so hard - but this caused her to do it more... and yes... in the middle of Target I got Easy Button tagged... in front of several snickering ladies (I'm hoping were moms and could relate). I think I have stopped this... explaining personal space etc...
5. Well I have so many more... but they're more of the same as above... lots of shirt or skirt or takini lifting. Lots of questions in the public bathrooms (OH AMY I can SO relate) but i think this will tide y'all over for now... I hope I have made ya laugh at least a little bit!!! I know Amy's made me laugh! And I needed it tonight!!
So, I guess if mine were bodily function moments yours were booby moments!! :)
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